Playing at: AMC, Angrignon, Brossard, Cavendish, Colossus, Côte des Neiges, Deux Montagnes, Kirkland, Lacordaire, Marché Central, Sources, Sphèretech, Taschereau cinemas.
Parents' guide: violence, intense action sequences.
A certain suspension of disbelief is necessary in any superhero movie; but with Green Lantern, downright denial may be your safest road to enjoyment.
The DC Comics character is the latest costumed crusader to be brought to the big screen, but all the special effects and far-out scenarios in the galaxy aren't enough to save this big-budget affair from the yawninducing powers of a bad script.
Four screenwriters were hired to try to shape the story into something halfway coherent. And director Martin Campbell was hired to work some blockbuster magic. But the result is a ragtag mix of elements from more successful films that never quite converge into one compelling narrative.
Things start off messy as the movie falls into the cumbersome trap of explaining how Green Lantern will get his superpowers. We are introduced to an intergalactic league of peace and justice protectors called the Green Lantern Corps.
The Lanterns are under siege, you see. Powered by courage, they are being crushed by a big, evil blob called Parallax, who feeds on fear.
Cut to Ryan Reynolds, decent in the title role, nailing wild-card pilot Hal Jordan's cocky flair with a twinkle in his eye. It all culminates in a Top Gunstyled fighter jet shootout featuring Jordan teamed up with childhood sweetheart Carol Ferris (Blake Lively)
Long story short, spaceship with dying Lanternguy lands on Earth; the irresponsible Jordan is, it turns out, the chosen one. He is given a ring with special powers and a lantern to charge it, then summoned to outer space to meet his fellow Green Lantern Corps members and be told about the evil of Parallax.
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Meanwhile, back on Earth, another of Jordan's childhood pals, the frustrated Dr. Hector Hammond (Peter Sarsgaard) - in part because of his insensitive senator dad (Tim Robbins) - is fast becoming a bad guy.
Jordan also has issues with his father, a pilot like him who died in a plane crash; but while seemingly important at first, this becomes one of those loose ends that conveniently fades away.
Unsure whether to be a Star Wars/Trek outer space epic, or an Earthbound tale of growing up and overcoming one's demons, Green Lantern throws it all into the mix to see what sticks.
There are some cheesy Superman/Lois Laneinspired love scenes in which Jordan flies around with Ferris, and a superfluous showdown between him and Hammond; but all roads lead to the climactic battle with Parallax.
Ultimately, it ends up being a war of the wills. Jordan must overcome his fear of failure (or success, or of being a standup guy) and dare to stare down his enemy without flinching.
Their final fight sequence is sufficiently spectacular, but it's not enough in this film that never fully grabs you on any front.
Aside from the occasionally amusing one-liner and some cool special effects, it's a perplexingly nonsensical affair without the dramatic weight, action quotient or wit to carry us through.
And yet, a teaser in the closing credits sets up a sequel; better luck next time?
